Tagged by ~far-off-light

1) Choose one of your own characters (OC).
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.

Character(s): Brian Bailey

1) What gender are you?
Male. Can I be done answering questions now?

2) What is your age?
Nine hundred and something I think? Once you get past two hundred, the years kinda start blending together

3) Do you want a hug?
No, go away.

4) Do you have any bad habits?
Apathy.

5) What is your favorite food?
Food in general tastes pretty bland.
... Donuts aren't bad, though.

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Ice cream is boring.

7) Are you a virgin?
Nine hundred years of living? What do you think?

8) Have you killed anyone?
Yep. Wars are hard to avoid, even if you know they're coming.

9) Do you hate anyone?
I think a shorter list would be the people I don't hate.

10) Do you have any secrets?
Of course I have secrets. What a dumb question.

11) What is your favorite season?
Winter's pretty good. I hate the heat and there are fewer people around to bug me when I'm traveling.

12) Who is your best friend(s)?
I don't really have "friends" so much as "people who stick around me for reasons I can't fathom."
But there's this kinda robot guy who tries to nanny me all the time and an assassin chick who likes to think of new ways to try and kill me.

13) What are your hobbies?
Blowing things up, being bored, traveling.

14) What is your favorite drink?
Unhealthy sugary stuff I guess. Alcohol doesn't do a thing for me, though not for lack of trying.

15) When is your birthday?
I don't even know anymore. Ask the robot guy, his memory circuits are better than mine.

16) What age did you die?
I don't even remember how many times I've died. I never stay dead, so why bother keeping track?

17) Are you nice or mean?
I am a mean old man stuck in a kid's body.

18) Are you social or shy?
It's not exactly "shy" but I really hate being around people since most of 'em make me want to punch their faces off.

19) What do you think of your parents?
I miss them. Moving on next question.

20) What's your weakness?
My weakness is that I hate everything that's boring. Which means I hate everything.

21) How long can you stay under water?
Drowning sucks, don't remind me.

22) What do you do on a regular daily basis?
I stay in my apartment trying to either sleep or convince myself that it's worth my while to get up and go eat something. Or my robot nanny drags me outside for "fresh air." Or my pet assassin tries out some new flavor of death on me.
Sometimes all this makes up an average day.

23) Do you love someone?
Yes. But she's long gone.

24) When was the last time you wet yourself?
What a disgusting question. It's even stupider than the secrets one.

25) What's your favorite band?
I don't really pick out music to listen to.

26) Ever worn a dress?
It was a KILT

27) Willingly?
I SAID KILT

30) Ever kissed anyone?
What the hell happened to 28 and 29? Not that I care- that means there's fewer things I have to answer.

31) ...Of the same gender?
Not intentionally, but does it really matter?

32) What was your childhood like?
Boring. And too long.

33) Anyone loves you?
I'm not exactly a "lovable" type.

34) What's your favorite color(s)?
Dark shades of red aren't bad. They hide bloodstains pretty well.

35) You've been elected ruler of the world for a day! What's the first thing you do?
Abdicate.
Alternately- decree that no one is ever allowed to bother me again.

36) Early riser or night owl?
How about "whenever I feel like it"

37) If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would it be?
Hmm maybe make myself taller. Or maybe not look so much like a youthful twerp.

38) Favorite animal?
... Moose.

39) What's your nickname?
Brian. Anyone comes up with anything "cutesy" and I'll break their arm.

40) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
I'm neutral.

41) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
Apathyman. Now go away and let me sleep.

42)
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MID-FORTIES, HUH? MID-LIFE CRISIS OF SOMETHING??

45) Have you 'done it' in the past month?
You're assuming that there's anyone of interest to me on this planet.

46) Ever think about getting married?
It's not likely.

49) Do you have any piercings anywhere?
I don't think a piercing would last long on me.

50) Final question. Who do you tag?
~YingYangGujju
*Flareblade2000
~WarriorArnelle